his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize