therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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