I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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