hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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