Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I think a kid would responsible me up
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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