bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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