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i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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