yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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