so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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