She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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