I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
should my penis look like a turkey
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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