only if we run a train.
done.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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