I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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