Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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