there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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