Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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