if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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