Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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