Dual....:-)
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
one two three fourrrrnication!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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