Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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