I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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