No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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