I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just pee around me
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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