forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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