WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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