Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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