I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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