I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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