craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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