Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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