when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Couch. On fire.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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