HIV tests are more positive than that guy
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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