We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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