can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
no, he came in my armpit
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
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