we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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