her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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