Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You should frame my arrest warrant.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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