i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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