WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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