Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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