You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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