He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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