I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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