All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Randomize
