maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
OPIZZABONMYDICK
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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