is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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