I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
