my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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