Dual....:-)
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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