Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
