Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
someone owes me an orgasm
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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