Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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