i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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