Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My Higher Power is John Stamos
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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