i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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