omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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