You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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