i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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