That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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