I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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