Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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