But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Come share oat with me in your robe
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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