I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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